Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!! He's not coming back.
Ovaltine Goose-Shredder has been missing for a month and a half and I
hate it. Ben Afflek's character in Good Will Hunting is a dumb idiot-prick because Goosie being gone is stupid and it sucks! I'm
sure he's not dead, that he's just off chasing his hopes and dreams,
but damnit if I don't miss him like I'd miss my left hand. I don't want to do this without him. What's an article without an expert? And no, Danny is no expert. He doesn't have the swagger to be an authority on anything.
This
Journalism thing is for the birds, and by that I mean I'm abandoning
it to let information flit and scatter and fuck it all then! The sum
total of the world can be aggregated by someone else. Your turn, New
York Times. Betty's out.
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