We're losing the field here!
How? How and why?
In this context how and why are the
same question
Then how did it manage to trip you up
and not answer it?
It's this Ford thing, it's making
Canada's minds fold in on themselves
Like gravity fabric?
Exactly, his existence is taking our
thoughts and spinning them backwards
So every thought is getting curtailed
and mashed back into itself before it gets a chance to be anything?
Looks like it
Are we the same person?
I can see bits of Goose-Shredder, and
bits of Betty, but I can't tell which is me
It's the same for me, this guy's
thoughts must have crushed the characters together
This Rob Ford Gravity is potent stuff
At least we still have our sentience,
that's a good sign
Can we stomp or jump up and down really
hard? Can we get his attention? Would that help?
There's no way that would help. Let's
do it
Hey!
Stop trying to figure out that clown!
Yeah! In two weeks he's just going to
be a footnote in 'The Fuck-Up Handbook'
We will destroy your headspace with our
feet!
Look for 'The Fuck-Up Handbook' on
bookshelves Fall 2014!
[Something time-esque elapses]
I don't think it worked
How could we possibly know if it
worked?
[the disembodied voices hang out on a
burgundy backround for a bit]
I wish we had some cigarettes or
something
I wish I could tell if I smoked or not
Yeah, now that we're mashed together,
do both of us smoke, or is it still one smokes and the other doesn't
like usual? Do we both kind-of smoke?
I don't know, nothing gets resolved in
Rob Ford Gravity
Nothing useful happens in Rob Ford
Gravity
Don't the Ford supporters remind you of
someone crawling back to an abusive relationship right now?
Yeah, self respect is in short supply
in that city
The story just keeps getting worse
I bet if we stop paying attention for
two months, when we check back on what he's up to, Rob Ford will be
biting your grandmother on the neck and taking meth as a suppository
That doesn't sound crazy enough. The
pace the Rob Ford scandal is escalating at is outstanding. In two months
Rob Ford will be crashing the International Space Station into a
Mexican nursery school while giving Anders Breivik a high five
Holy shit, that's pretty out there
That's the trajectory of all this. It's
just science
I'm glad I didn't say it
You kind of half did
If that's the trajectory of all this,
we should probably stop Rob Ford
Yeah, he doesn't have anything good
left for us
But it is kind of interesting, what he
did to the blog
Stop it, that man is poison, this is
poisoned. Hopefully things like the Toronto City Council and PAJ will
be working in a way humans can tolerate next week
Well then this will be the last time I mention this guy to anyone. I'm forgetting him. Let's talk about something else, please
Okay
[awkward silence for eternity]
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